25.5.06

A victory for France!


We are not used to see the French win.

It seems like the 21st century will be a continuation of the humiliations and blows they received in the previous 100 years.

No, they didn't get the Olympics for 2012, they didn't exist during the last Football Champions League and they were slapped in the face by all other European nations in the Eurovision contest last week... but those are only minor setbacks and France continues collecting the medals that really count.

Take this week, an online survey directed by a Frenchman discovered that:

1. French are the most unfriendly nation people on the planet.

2. French are the most boring and most ungenerous people.

In addition to those findings (the result of a 6000-participants survey), one UK newspaper confirmed that the French stink.

France, if you are number 1, why try harder?

7 Comments:

Anonymous Andy said...

Oh yes ! Some #1 france rankings have their bright sides ! Did you know they've got the worst children crime track record of all developed nations ? (so-called "developed" for france !! lol !!)
Have you heard about those two french kids who have been murdered lately by their neighbours ?
Well at least this leaves us with two less french bastards to deface the world !

The only good french are the dead french, and the younger the better !!

Kill the french ! Free the world !!
Andy

10:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A bit extreme Andy but not entirely without some merit. Thankfully they tend not to travel outside of France and the Dom Tom. Those that do venture further afield are usually more aware and cultured. Saying that though, my crooked boss likes to travel too and he is just as duplicitous as the next Frenchie. So on second thought strike all of the positive things I have written prevoiusly.

I don't know what came over me, these are the French I have been writing about!!!!!

And yes they do smell!! Yeukkkkk!!!!

Rule Britannia

2:04 PM  
Anonymous Dutch Papa said...

Dear All,

I am taking 2 main ideas of the ones that have been posted here.

Frenchies-Wanaabies have the 1st PLACE!!! the #1 in all RANKINGS!!! The honor to SMELL as HELL!!!!!!!

MY GOSH!!!! I know the wather provisioning in Europe is a problem, the same as in the rest of the world!!! but for GOD-Sake!!!!! why this people do not take a shower... at least heach MONTH!!!!

So, yeah, they have to be glad for this VICTORY for France...THE SMELLY country due to corporal fluids!!!! well, at least people from Paris... now, it makes sense why they try (with out success) of making the best perfumes in the world, cuz they try to hide the really bad smell their boddies creat and accumulate as a result of not taking the minimun corporal cleaning for a period of a year!!!

YES one more victory and supremasy demostration of this undeveloped culture: BEING SMELLY!!!!!

No jokes!!! no kidding!!!! fucking smell your poor nose gets when you undress a Frenchi girl!!! sooo disgustinggggg!!!!! PLEASE, frenchie-females-Wanaabes... TAKE A SHOWER before your are going to show the FLESH!!!! even in brighton and a the worst Coffe-shop in Amsterdam I can find a clean girls!!!!

Well, here at the office, you would not believe it...FUCKING TRASH SMELL..!!!! I think I will need to spend more years here to get use to the fucking smell of Frenchies!!! No way!!! that shock me down man!!!!

Cheers!!!

Brighton UK and Wisconsin US! RULES!!!!

Mr T

7:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quick hello from near the North pole.

I don't know if it's the density of forests or the snow, but the reality is that our Scandinavian friends don't stink at all, maybe Dutch Papa is right and this is why the local industry of parfums isn't very strong here.

Another pole position for the French...

Uranus

9:28 PM  
Blogger Angela in Europe said...

Too funny! I often wonder about the French as well. And try harder is not a phrase they understand. That would mean work and we all know they don't do that so well.

1:19 PM  
Blogger Uranus said...

Angela,

The French do work and they do work hard, they work hard to nag, they do work hard to stab their work colleagues in the back, they work hard to tarnish anyone else's work and screwing their neighbours up.

It is a pity however that they waste so much energy on spreading bad karma.

In the meantime, in China...

1:40 AM  
Anonymous Konrad said...

Wow Andy this is getting really odd...
Try to replace french by jews in your sentences and you'll have trial at once !

Uranus makes me laugh sometimes but now it's getting really crappy. There are always some limits and I (not only) think you definitively crossed the boarderline.

Be sarcastic, even rude isn't a problem, but racism like that isn't the brightest move of yours...

Well we are all grown-ups after all but be careful with that kind of comments in the future

1:04 AM  

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